{"id":385,"date":"2022-03-28T00:02:02","date_gmt":"2022-03-27T23:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=385"},"modified":"2023-11-19T19:41:27","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T18:41:27","slug":"tu-me-prends-pour-un-noob-ou-quoi","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=385","title":{"rendered":"Tu me prends pour un Noob ou quoi ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-prise-en-charge-des-contenus-embarqu-s wp-block-embed-prise-en-charge-des-contenus-embarqu-s\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-385-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_31.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_31.mp3\">https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_31.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"bg-margin-for-link\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='69e53c501b8403051249572' value='69e53c501b8403051249572'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-69e53c501b8403051249572' value='Transcription'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-69e53c501b8403051249572' value='Fermer la Transcription'><a id='bg-showmore-action-69e53c501b8403051249572' class='bg-showmore-plg-link  '  style=\" color:inherit;;\" href='#'>Transcription<\/a><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-69e53c501b8403051249572' ><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;Tu me prends pour un Noob ou quoi ?&#8221;, vous r\u00e9pondez \u00e0 Mystra. &#8220;Tout le monde sait qu&#8217;il a h\u00e9rit\u00e9 d&#8217;un point de vie indestructible de sa m\u00e8re qui \u00e9tait une Muse !&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Mystra, furieuse, s&#8217;\u00e9crit :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;Tu as peut-\u00eatre r\u00e9pondu \u00e0 cette question, mais tu ne pourrais pas me dire en quelle ann\u00e9e a \u00e9t\u00e9 publi\u00e9 le premier Casus Belli !&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;1980&#8221;, vous r\u00e9pondez d&#8217;un air moqueur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;Tu fais le fanfaron ? Alors accroche-toi pour la suivante : o\u00f9 s&#8217;est d\u00e9roul\u00e9e la premi\u00e8re convention de jeu de r\u00f4le ?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;A Toulouse, c&#8217;\u00e9tait du D&amp;D organis\u00e9 par le club de simulation de SupA\u00e9ro !&#8221;, r\u00e9pondez-vous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;Tu te crois fort ? Pr\u00e9pare-toi pour la derni\u00e8re question : quel est le nom de l&#8217;\u00e9diteur qui a commercialis\u00e9 la collection de livres-jeux &#8220;Un livre dont vous \u00eates le h\u00e9ros&#8221; ?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Vous souriez : vous avez collectionn\u00e9 ces livres depuis votre enfance. Vous d\u00e9clarez triomphalement : &#8220;Folio Junior, bien s\u00fbr !&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Vos mots coupent le sifflet de Mystra, et sa posture passe de l&#8217;agressivit\u00e9 \u00e0 la d\u00e9faite. Faiblement, elle dit : &#8220;Je ne peux que m&#8217;incliner. Tu es vraiment incollable.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Votre victoire est \u00e9crasante. D&#8217;un geste auguste, vous poussez gentiment votre adversaire vaincue sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9 et vous vous avancez devant le comptoir. L&#8217;Ultime Suppl\u00e9ment est maintenant \u00e0 port\u00e9e de main.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=213\">Allez ici<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"265\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-24.png?resize=265%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-24.png?w=265&amp;ssl=1 265w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-24.png?resize=212%2C300&amp;ssl=1 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allez ici.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":180,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-385","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6049,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/385\/revisions\/6049"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}