{"id":381,"date":"2022-03-27T22:04:59","date_gmt":"2022-03-27T21:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=381"},"modified":"2023-11-19T19:44:13","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T18:44:13","slug":"dans-toutes-ces-preparations-vous-avez-totalement-oublie-le-petit-dejeuner","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=381","title":{"rendered":"Dans toutes ces pr\u00e9parations, vous avez totalement oubli\u00e9 le petit-d\u00e9jeuner !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-prise-en-charge-des-contenus-embarqu-s wp-block-embed-prise-en-charge-des-contenus-embarqu-s\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-381-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_29.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_29.mp3\">https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_29.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"bg-margin-for-link\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='69dedf20438298084966584' value='69dedf20438298084966584'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-69dedf20438298084966584' value='Transcription'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-69dedf20438298084966584' value='Fermer la Transcription'><a id='bg-showmore-action-69dedf20438298084966584' class='bg-showmore-plg-link  '  style=\" color:inherit;;\" href='#'>Transcription<\/a><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-69dedf20438298084966584' ><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Dans toutes ces pr\u00e9parations, vous avez totalement oubli\u00e9 le petit-d\u00e9jeuner ! 7h14 \u2013 zut ! &#8211; c&#8217;est trop tard pour s&#8217;en occuper sinon vous n&#8217;arriverez jamais \u00e0 l&#8217;ouverture et risquez de ne plus avoir d&#8217;exemplaire disponible !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Vous vous pr\u00e9cipitez dans la cuisine et malheur ! Le chat s&#8217;est mis en travers de votre route et vous \u00eates oblig\u00e9 de vous tordre en deux pour \u00e9viter de lui marcher dessus. Une douleur lancinante perce dans votre genou et votre jambe vous l\u00e2che totalement. Sur le point de tomber, vous vous jetez en avant et effectuer une roulade sur l&#8217;\u00e9paule et, aussi gracieux qu&#8217;un Chevalier du Zodiaque qui aurait fait exploser son cosmos, vous vous relevez, face au comptoir. Un mouvement pareil, \u00e7a m\u00e9riterait au moins une note de 4.5 aux Jeux Olympiques ! D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, ces ann\u00e9es d&#8217;arts martiaux vous ont bien profit\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Votre \u00e9quilibre r\u00e9tabli, vous enroulez dans du papier le sandwich digne du Seigneur Karadoc lui-m\u00eame et le fourrez dans votre sac. Emoustill\u00e9 \u00e0 l&#8217;id\u00e9e de ce futur casse-cro\u00fbte, vous franchissez le pas de la porte en direction de l&#8217;arr\u00eat de bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Vous sortez. <a href=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=344\">Allez ici<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"441\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-05.png?resize=441%2C250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Image extraite de la s\u00e9rie Kaamelott o\u00f9 le Chevalier Karadoc donne au Roi Arthur un sandwich\" class=\"wp-image-253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-05.png?w=441&amp;ssl=1 441w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-05.png?resize=300%2C170&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vous sortez. 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