{"id":346,"date":"2022-03-27T22:45:46","date_gmt":"2022-03-27T21:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=346"},"modified":"2023-11-19T19:44:50","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T18:44:50","slug":"vous-ne-vous-epargnez-pas","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=346","title":{"rendered":"Vous ne vous \u00e9pargnez pas !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-prise-en-charge-des-contenus-embarqu-s wp-block-embed-prise-en-charge-des-contenus-embarqu-s\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-346-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_13.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_13.mp3\">https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/1DR_LADVEH_US_13.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"bg-margin-for-link\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='69e52476ba7e89030872310' value='69e52476ba7e89030872310'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-69e52476ba7e89030872310' value='Transcription'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-69e52476ba7e89030872310' value='Fermer la Transcription'><a id='bg-showmore-action-69e52476ba7e89030872310' class='bg-showmore-plg-link  '  style=\" color:inherit;;\" href='#'>Transcription<\/a><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-69e52476ba7e89030872310' ><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Vous ne vous \u00e9pargnez pas ! Vous lancez attaques et contre-attaques, prot\u00e9gez, contr\u00f4lez. Mais \u00e0 chaque tour qui passe, le deck bleu de Navet vous restreint de plus en plus, au point de vous faire suffoquer. Vous continuez \u00e0 lutter mais vous savez tr\u00e8s bien que vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 perdu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Mais alors que l&#8217;espoir dispara\u00eet, un \u00e9v\u00e9nement inattendu se produit : le portable de Navet se met \u00e0 sonner. Ennuy\u00e9, il d\u00e9croche, et vous pouvez entendre la voix de sa m\u00e8re \u00e0 travers le haut-parleur. Alors qu&#8217;il raccroche apr\u00e8s un &#8220;Oui Maman&#8221; \u00e9loquent, il soupire et commence \u00e0 ranger ses cartes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;D\u00e9sol\u00e9, je dois y aller : ma grand-m\u00e8re est arriv\u00e9e et il faut que je rentre \u00e0 la maison.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Vous l&#8217;aidez rassembler toutes les cartes et les tokens, qu&#8217;il met rapidement mais avec pr\u00e9caution dans sa mallette. &#8220;En tout cas, \u00e7a m&#8217;a fait plaisir de jouer avec toi, m\u00eame si on sait tr\u00e8s bien qui allait gagner\u2026&#8221; Il vous fait un clin d&#8217;\u0153il et s&#8217;en va.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Votre c\u0153ur ne fait qu&#8217;un bond : la voie est libre et personne n&#8217;est l\u00e0 pour vous d\u00e9noncer. Tel Marty McFly devant Biff Tannen, vous vous \u00e9criez en pointant du doigt : &#8220;Visez un peu, tout le monde, qu&#8217;est-ce c&#8217;est que \u00e7a !?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Alors que les gens se retournent, vous en profitez pour les doubler dans la file\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/?page_id=336\">Aller ici<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"234\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-21.jpg?resize=234%2C405&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-21.jpg?w=234&amp;ssl=1 234w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unduoroliste.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/LADVEH-US-21.jpg?resize=173%2C300&amp;ssl=1 173w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 234px) 100vw, 234px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aller ici.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":180,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-346","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6070,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/346\/revisions\/6070"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unduoroliste.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}